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January 11th, 2010 at 12:27 am
The Rethuglicans look so strange with their noses cut off and their feet full of bullet holes.
January 11th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I’m thinking about getting into that ointment business. A line of special products for Progressives:
Anti-teabagger ointment-smells like coffee
Anti-Kool-aid lipgloss-contains antidote to prevent lockstep in case of
accidental ingestion.
Anti-Palin ointment-goes on clear and never quits working
Anti-limbaugh hemoroid cream-try this fast working cream when you’re in a rush and it only costs about half as much as an SUV!
Anti-beck facial cream/vaseline-A new no-more-tears fomula.
Anti-fox ointment-This product will be labeled ointment but is actually Holy Water. (It will carry a warning because in safety trials, Bret Hume was accidently burned)
Anti-republican sunscreen lotion-smells like sunlight
Anti-wall street ointment-this special cream is a derivative of our sunscreen lotion but has been genetically modified to reflect the color of money away from you. Buy one tube and get a second one as a bonus!
Anti-bachmann face cream-this contains a small amount of botox so if you are faced with someone batsh*t crazy it helps you to keep a straight face.
Anti-guiliani ointment-the vitamins and minerals in this product help to improve your memory(sadly,we couldn’t get George Stephanopoulos to try it)
Anti-cheney herbal necklace/self-defense kit-we tried various creams and scents but we found that a necklace of garlic cloves, a helmet w/faceplate,
a snorkle and pair of hip waders is your best bet.
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January 12th, 2010 at 3:57 am
I’ll be damned if I can tell much of a difference between the Dems & the Gop or between the Obama administration & Bush’s, other than Obama is more erudite than Bush. Now I read that Obama-& by extension the Demo party-has another 60,000 mercenaries in the Afghan/Pakistan area, and who knows how many other areas through-out the rest of the world.
Perpetual war for perpetual peace (See Orwell). No wonder the budget is so out of whack.
January 12th, 2010 at 8:45 am
There’s only 1 party in DC – the Money Party, and We are not invited. Sigh…
January 13th, 2010 at 1:16 am
We are an Oligarchy, not a Democracy, not even a Republic. The Fat Cats and the Chinese own us lock, stock, and barrel.